Tagged: word of the day

A gob in search of a smacking

From Welcome to Germany comes today’s word of the day, Backpfeifengesicht. And what a welcome it would be:

The word Backpfeife means “punch/slap” (on the cheek/face) and Gesicht means “face”

So a Backpfeifengesicht is pretty much a face in search of a fist. I’m sure we all know such a face. I recommend restraint. Try repeating “Backpfeifengesicht” under your breath over and over again until the urge passes. Pronunciation guide and other trivia here:

Perigee

This weekend the moon was full and in perigee and therefore appeared bigger and brighter than usual, a so-called supermoon.

Perigee

Perigee is the point at which the earth is closest to some object that orbits it in an elliptical path. Apogee is the point of greatest distance between the Earth and a satellite. For stuff orbiting the sun (such as the earth) the analogous points are called perihelion and aphelion.

The Sad Paucity of Nope

Do you know what my favorite word is? No? That’s right! Huge amounts of time, money, and emotional energy are wasted because some people can’t or won’t just say NO when they really should.

Nope

NO is critical to good time management and avoiding spending your valuable time on Other Peoples Problems. It’s not a free pass to avoid what you ought to do, but it is the best way to decline doing what just isn’t in your wheelhouse.

I know, it sounds harsh and makes you feel like a meanie, but when you agree to something you really shouldn’t you’re just setting everybody up for disappointment at a later date.  Let’s get the disappointment over with now and move on to getting something valuable done.

Word of the day: Disclude

I was minding my own business, trying to sleep during a presentation at a marketing conference, and was abruptly awakened when the presenter said something like, “to prevent those people from receiving this email, you would disclude them on this screen.” The meaning was pretty clear by the context, but it was a word I’d never heard before, and one that just didn’t sound quite right. I tried to look it up to confirm.

Disclude denied

Dictionary.com? Nope. Apple’s dictionary app? Nope. Urbandictionary? Yes, but not so helpful (and more than a bit rude) Wictionary? Bingo. Disclude, as you might guess, means “exclude” and also, as you might not guess, “disclose, make known.” Both are listed as “nonstandard” with no “standard” definitions available.

Maybe it was a typo or random error. Maybe I witnessed the birth of a new word or at least of a new meaning. Such is the beauty of English, the language that gives us pairs of synonyms like flammable and inflammable. Feel free to disclude your thoughts in the comments below.

Word of the day: Festoon

I’d been using the word festooned for some time – this is the third blog post using it – probably because it’s fun to say, but I recently discovered there’s a noun, festoon, lurking behind that fun verb. So sayeth wikipedia:

A Festoon (from French feston, Italian festone, from a Late Latin festo, originally a festal garland, Latin festum, feast), is a wreath or garland, and in architecture typically a carved ornament depicting conventional arrangement of flowers, foliage or fruit bound together and suspended by ribbons.

It’s still fun to say, and once you know about architectural festoons, you start to see them all around.

Architectural festoons on Mass ave